charlotte
charlotte
I have a British accent

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

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punacceptable:

u can tell how popular someone is by how many people bless them when they sneeze in class

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folk-punk:

dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

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